So the other day, I was napping on the living room couch. My sister walked by me and was all like, "God, Coco, all you do is sleep all day. Get a hobby." And then she laughed, as if my getting a hobby was ridiculous. Like it was funny that I might find a way to occupy my time (other than sleeping, gnawing on flossies and barking at squirrels, that is). So just to spite her, I decided that I needed to find a new, human-sanctioned pastime.
I considered tennis, since it's an outdoor sport and it involves running after a ball that's just my size. But the visor didn't really fit.
Then, I thought about learning how to drive, mostly because I love going for a car ride. There's nothing like a cool breeze in your fur. But the car was too small for me.
I asked my mom if I could retry painting, but she said no. Last time I painted, more of it got on my face than on the canvas.
So I was back at square one. Bored and uninspired, I went back to the living room, where I found my sister. I curled up on the couch next to her, dozing off while she wrote in her diary.
And that's when it came to me. I could write a diary--one for the world to see. I could be the world's first (or, at least, the cutest) Maltese blogger. So here it is, my first blog post.
Luv,
Coco
Coco. Whatcha doin', dog? This is Petey. Here's my suggestion: take up shoe shopping on the side. Next to creative expression, there's nothing like retail therapy.
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